This is Bsie....

小孩一：客人的小孩～吓死我了
特征: 有点弱智（sorry——）
Step 1- 对我笑
Step 2- 不停跟着我
Step 3- 拿着玩具车在我身上‘毛手毛脚’
Step 4- 追着我进屋子里
最后， 我跑到楼上避难…
然后叫妹妹帮我打发她…
结果被姐姐和妹妹嘲笑了…
妹妹说：“一个小孩也怕，真丢脸… 哈哈哈!!!”

小孩二: 表弟文杰～过动儿
喝水篇
杰: 姐，我要喝水…
我: （不理）
杰: 姐，我要喝水…
我: （不理）
杰: 姐!! 我要喝水…
我: 你很乱呃… （不甘愿的去倒水）

玩乐篇
杰：姐，陪我玩…
我: 不要乱我.
杰：姐，陪我玩…
我: 走开啦， 不要烦我… 信不信我打你?

冲凉篇
我: 杰，来冲凉…
杰: 不要…
我: 快点…
杰: 不要…
我: 不要就不用出门…
杰:（不情愿的脱衣）我要自己冲…
十分钟后,
我: 不要玩水, shampoo了没？
杰： 不要shampoo，会进眼睛…
我： 我帮你shampoo…
杰：不要！！！（开始哭闹）
我：来我帮你洗， 快点！！！
杰：不要， 你会弄痛我 （哇!!! 又大哭一场）
最后只好妈妈来收场… 无奈的我

被打篇
我:（作势要打）
杰：姑姑，姐姐打我
我:（打了一啪）这才叫打
杰: 我不要跟你好，下次我过来不要叫你… 跟姑姑讲你欺负我… 你是坏人,你会打人
我: 随便你

晚上大便篇~怕鬼的小孩
杰：姐，你在外面等我
我：哦
杰： 姐，你不要跑哦
我：哦
杰：姐！
我：哦
杰：姐！
我：（不回答）
杰：姐！（冲出来）姐，你不要跑!!!
（以上对白重复至大便结束）
不能顶！！！！！



当了几天不称职的‘保姆’…
一点都不好玩…
阿姨说, 有这样的孩子一个就够了
我说, 知道有这样的孩子宁愿不生了
这个孩子说谎第一名, 假惺惺第一名, 没礼貌第一名+ 讨人厌第一名
Conclusion: 现在的小孩真可怕!!!
P/s: 对不起，我是会打小孩的坏人=P 但我只打坏小孩，只要乖乖就不怕哦^o^

小时候，我们都期待长大…
以为, 长大想做什么都行…
长大后，我们又希望回到童年…
因为, 我们开始发现原来长大并非无所不能…
人类就是这样矛盾…
然而, 人总该长大的…
早点长大不好吗? 反正迟早都要长大的…
长大后才知道,
人生的道路是崎岖的…
人类的头脑更是复杂的…
怎样使用我们复杂的头脑来存活在人生崎岖的道路上呢?

刚刚看完‘月光下的鱼’by 敷米浆...
故事～还好... 文笔~不错... 女主角~ 烂透了(别问我为什么)...
很喜欢有一句;
" 不知道我八十多岁的时候，会是什么样子？
会不会照着镜子， 都认不出镜子里头的那个人， 到底是什么时候闖进去的？”

活到七老八十...
未免太辛苦了吧?
恶病缠身...
力不从心的感觉， 很悲哀吧？
我要活到六十岁...
然后和地球说bye bye^^
为什么？
很简单...
不想害人害己^^

Fall in love wif jogging again…
But d weather keep disappointing me =(
Tat’s y I hate d weather here….
Jogging is damn fun actually…
Sweating made me feel good n release….
Is a good way 2 release tension too =)
Back 2 kel soon, mayb I can go jogging wif my papa again XD

10月25日...
一个人搭的士...
一个人搭地铁...
一个人在mcD吃晚餐...
一个人搭火车...
一个人在火车上睡觉, 看杂志,听歌,看戏,发呆...
14小时就这样过去了...
我还蛮乐在其中呢...
一个人的路程....
其实还不赖呢=)
自由自在, 无忧无虑....
不用等人...
不用讲话...
不用拘束...
不用顾虑...
什么都不用...
喜欢这样的旅行...
喜欢这样的感觉...
喜欢这样的自己...
就是喜欢这样...

i m chinese la of coz=.=...
i really look like malay meh???
N-times alredy ppl keep asking me tis question....
i think i shud hang a card of "i m chinese" everytime i go out XD...
not i dislike about it...
juz feel weird, tat's all....

study week...
everybody is rushing home...
i'm still thinking whether wanna back o not...
Me: "Pa, should i go back?"
Pa:" Up 2 u lo..."
Me: "u 1 me to go back?"
Pa:"Up 2 u lo..."
so.... should i back?
do i miss home???
damn miss... especially mom & dad..
so long time haven c them...
don noe how they doing now...
r they missing me too?
1st time ever i miss them tat much...
i used 2 b cold-blooded daughter...
or i juz pretend 2 b?

这是我在Msn写的...
大家都问我为什么呢?
怎么说呢?
只是觉得我变了...
变成了一个我不喜欢的自己...
曾几何时, 我以自己为荣...
然而, 现在的我渐渐的失去了自我...
以前的我是多么的果断...
说一就是一, 从不会犹豫...
现在呢?
婆婆妈妈... 扭扭捏捏...
竟然变成了我最讨厌的那种人!!!
讨厌自己... 讨厌现在的我....
是环境改变了我吗? 还是自己的问题?
自信心慢慢在流失...
不久就要荡然无存了...
我还会有继续努力的勇气吗?

人要往前看, 而我却慢慢的在后退...
我在怕什么呢???

RULES:
1. Put your music on shuffle.
2. For each question, press the next button to get your answer.
3. YOU MUST WRITE THAT SONG NAME DOWN NO MATTER HOW SILLY IT SOUNDS!

IF SOMEONE SAYS "IS THIS OKAY" YOU SAY?
没那么爱她（means ok lo)

WHAT WOULD BEST DESCRIBE YOUR PERSONALITY?
一万克拉的幸福（无言）

HOW DO YOU FEEL TODAY?
一万个理由（so complicated)

WHAT IS YOUR MOTTO?
给我爱过的（wat i like???)

WHAT IS YOUR LIFE'S PURPOSE?
鸵鸟 (害怕现实）

WHAT DO YOUR FRIENDS THINK OF YOU?
一千个伤心的理由 （vr cham ar??)

WHAT DO YOU THINK ABOUT VERY OFTEN?
一个像夏天，一个像秋天 ( confusing...)

WHAT IS 2+2?
我太乖 (means i noe d answer）

WHAT DO YOU THINK OF YOUR BEST FRIEND?
爱上你我很快乐 （glad 2 meet u)

WHAT DO YOU THINK OF THE PERSON YOU LIKE?
最后的温柔 ( 很温柔呢...)

WHAT IS YOUR LIFE STORY?
会有天使替我爱你 ( sad story kua)

WHAT DO YOU WANT TO BE WHEN YOU GROW UP?
让风吹吹我吧 (容易满足）

WHAT WILL THEY PLAY AT YOUR FUNERAL?
最后一个情人 （ no comment)

WHAT WILL YOU DANCE TO AT YOUR WEDDING?
别再为他流泪 ( so sad de?)

WHAT DO YOU THINK WHEN YOU SEE THE PERSON YOU LIKE?
光 (i c d light of my life... haha)

WHAT IS YOUR HOBBY/INTEREST?
Goodbye my love ( wat kind of hobby is tis?)

WHAT IS YOUR BIGGEST SECRET?
我们就这样 ( no secret)

WHAT DO YOU THINK OF YOUR FRIENDS?
传说 ( 传说=谣言？）

WHAT'S THE WORST THING THAT COULD HAPPEN?
爱上你不如爱上海 （yup..)

WHAT MAKES YOU CRY?
爸爸 ( erm...)

WHAT MAKES YOU LAUGH?
在他乡 （ homosick le..)

WHAT IS THE ONE THING YOU REGRET?
我会很爱你 ( r u sure is regret？）

HOW WILL YOU DIE?
没有如果 （die ma die lo, don ask how)

WILL YOU EVER GET MARRIED?
用心听 (will kua... but not so far)

WHAT DO YOUR PARENTS THINK OF YOU?
在那遥远的地方 ( i m away from home now...)

DOES ANYONE LIKE YOU?
信念 （ muz believe tat)

WHAT SCARES YOU THE MOST?
关不上的窗 ( scare of d thief...)

IF YOU COULD GO BACK IN TIME, WHAT WOULD YOU CHANGE?
分手礼 (haha)

WHAT WOULD YOU SAY, WHEN YOU MEET YOUR BOSS?
练习 ( keep on practicing)

WHAT WILL YOU POST THIS AS?
我们的爱

let's play it, post in your blog too....
And dont forget to leave comment on the question or statement that u like...

comment on um:
um is great...
college is terrible...
law fac is awesome...

yesterday...
i hate here...
i noe nothing...
everything is so different...
so unfamiliar...
i m scared... damn scared...

today...
things get better...
some lectures were interesting...
it was juz nice...
starting to like tis place...

at night...
v went for buddy dinner...
i met my buddy family...
senior siew siah, khang hong, peng ying, henry, chia huey,andrew,siew li, n gary...
also my junior co-buddy zean n lemeul...
they r all vr nice...
senior gary, thanks for treating us d food ya"@"

from now on...
i'll try to adapt to it...
try to like it...
nothing is impossible, impossible is nothing...
wish me good luck...

I m going to be UM freshman…
It was like a dream…
Dream that I m scare to think of…
But it juz happen…
Feel like a dream come true…
Of coz I m happy…
Y not?
But at the same time I feel scare…
Really really scare…
A new world…
A new place…
With new ppls…
Plus new knowledge…
Everything is new for me…
The same me, going to the new different world…
Is still me…
I will adapt to it soon…
I think…
Wish me good luck!

Tomoro upu is out…
A little bit nervous…
As I said b4, is all about luck…
There’s nothing I can do to get what I want…
Actually it is quite confusing whether I had chosen the right course 4 myself…
Am I really wanna take it?
Will I regret? I don’t know…
But I will b mad if I didn’t get it…
Whatever it is…
That’s the life that I have to face in 4 years…
Maybe that’s what the God want me to be…
I’m coming, Uni life…
P/s: I really hope that it will b UM”@”(my dream university)

He is leaving…
I knew this will happen…
His heart is gone…
This decision was right…
I always love him as a man utd player…
As a supporter I don wan him to leave…
Because mu needs him as much as he need mu…
But I m happy that he made a huge decision in his life…
This decision maybe wrong, nobody will know…
But he takes the risk…
Hope for better…
Hope for the best for his career…
Looking forward to be the best player in the world…
We all have to make decision in our life…
Sometimes we were right but sometimes we were wrong…
Be brave to take the risk….
No matter what it taste…
It may change our life forever…
So, go ahead Ronaldo…
Fight for yourself!

我总习惯性的在外人前戴上面具…
不管是朋友还是陌生人…
习惯性的隐藏自己…
害怕被人看穿…
我笑着不代表我开心…
我没笑不代表我不爽…
喜怒哀乐自己知道就好…
不必公告天下…
很假?
我们都一样, 不是吗?

I'm satisfy with my result"@"
So now is all about luck...

突然想起这问题….
答案是… 我不知道…
我还是我…
说不怕是骗人…
潜意识里还是会觉得恐惧的…
人人都说你一定没问题…
但真的没问题吗?
我还是不知道…..
现在的我可以说, ” 我的未来不是梦”…
但是如果结果不是我想要的…
我还有勇气么?
也许到时我会说, “梦终究还是梦, 梦醒了… 人也该醒了”
因为生活永远都不会如我们所愿…
“懂得生活” 真正的意思应该是接受事实吧?
我很悲观吗? 也许吧…. 渐渐看清这残酷的世界了…
人类也不过是个小小的生物罢了...
我们能做的… 应该只是尽好本分吧…
遗憾总会有… 失望亦是…
所以呢… 我应该开始学习生活了吧???

Time passes…..
Everyday is tough yet easy….
Thinking of future….
Thinking of life….
V keep on thinking but nvr takes action…..
V wanna change ourself but v nvr change our attitude…
This is human.
Sometimes I m lazy….
Sometimes I m crazy….
Sometimes I worry…
Sometimes I feel scared…
Scared of future…
Scared of academic…
Scared of embarrassment…
But still time passes…
Without v notice it…
How to change?
I nvr noe….
I wish I could improve but how?
Time will teach me….
I think…..
Whatever it is,
Take it easy….
Enjoy d time left…..
Life will get better...
Soon....

Now is morning 10.27….
Tonight is our CNY celebration…
Wat I feel rite now?
Well is complicated….
Feel nervous yet excited…
Hero or zero?
It is juz a letter different but it is great difference….
How…
Haiz…
Har….
Wat to do?
Hope tat I will do better than ever….
Really don 1 2 embarrass myself n our team le…
Homework din even touch…. D power of laziness…
Will do later I think”@”
Bsie bsie jia you ar…..
P/s: I wanna b hero!!!!